IF YOU’RE NOT A JERK THEN READ THE FRICKIN’ DESCRIPTION BELOW

Don’t Be A Boob, Take Care Of Yourself:
Hiya girls, these are your Breasts speaking. You know, your Boobs, your Flesh Bongos, your Shirt Missiles, your Frontal Booty…your McDonalds Happy Meal Fun Toys. Look, we’re not deaf; we hear you complaining about us. How we’re too big, too small, that somehow we magically don’t fit into your bras anymore, or you think one of us is lopsided and crooked and slightly pointing to the west. But when’s the last time you appreciated us? For millions of years we provided nourishment for the entire human race. Suck on that, Gatorade! We also give guys something to look at when you bombard them with asinine questions sponsored by the internal PMS broadcasting station. So show your appreciation by taking time once a week, let’s say Saturday, and give yourself a breast exam. It’ll take all of five minutes, but t’is a small price to pay instead of having nothing to complain about…if you know what we mean.
-Don’t knock us Knockers

NOTE: PLEASE FULL VIEW THIS PIECE TO SEE MORE DETAILS:
Now I submit one of my rare but still equally rockin' serious pieces. Did you know that I enjoy drawing angels? Of course you don’t, since I never upload any of them. I usually draw them for the mother unit…instead of having to shovel out my precious money during birthdays and such. The funnest part is the wings—even though technically a bird with a rocket strapped to it couldn’t fly with my wing design. This angel is actually a remake of an old picture that’s taped to the refrigerator. I took my junky Prismacolor markers and chose three like-toned markers for each color. I then took one of the markers and dotted a random checkerboard pattern, then doing the same with another marker, until all the white was filled in. It either reminds me of those shiny prism pictures, where you see all those little squares that make up the reflectors, or it reminds me of those big pictures that are composed by taking smaller pictures and putting them next to each other which creates a big illusion picture like that flamingo that’s so famous. Sadly all that color kinda masks the thin outline detail, which is why I’d like ya to full view to see the details that make it a really pretty drawing. Since I couldn’t think of a name for the angel, I asked the mother to randomly tell me what girl names she liked. The first name she picked was Heidi. So…this is Heidi.
If you look around her neck, the ribbon is actually the breast cancer awareness sign. That explains why her hands are over her breasts. And one hand is actually inside her dress, symbolizing that you need to love yourself inside and out, that is why you need to check your body and get regular medical checkups!
My mom has been a 16 year breast cancer survivor, and for as long as I can remember she’s been participating in walks like the Susan G. Komen 3-Day 60 mile walk to raise awareness. I know you, my fellow artists, are cheap and stingy like me, but how about donating your lunch money to a worthy cause? She needs to earn about 2,100 dollars, American, in order to register. Click on this link [link] and click on ‘San Diego’, click ‘donate’, type in ‘Sue Winslow’ and hit ‘search’! It will make her day and all the money’s going to research.
One of my biggest concerns with the girls I know are that they don’t take care of themselves even though breast cancer (and I think heart disease) is very likely to occur. This angel is for all the lovely and artistically talented girls I’ve met here that continually blow me away with their creativity which I want to witness for many years to come. And if you have a female artist who is important to you, please copy this pic’s link (shown at the top where you normally type in web addresses) in a note to her to show that you want her around for twenty more years! After twenty she’ll probably get on your nerves. Help spread awareness with Heidi.
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-The “Jason Loves Your Breasts!” Cappy