Buenos dias my art buddies! Your Cappy spent the New Year with the family at Disneyland. But his brain never takes a vacation, and I wanted to add some comedy to the “happiest place on earth”.

This idea was inspired while I was shopping at Disneyland. You know those alarm clocks with Mickey that have his arms as the “hands” of the clock? Yeah, cute. So I innocently bring the item up to the cashier and ask her the price tag on this little item.
TWENTY-FIVE DOLLARS.
Are…are you going to give me a shoulder massage after this purchase? Because otherwise there is no reason to charge that price! You almost feel like you’re in some seedy black market with how inflated the prices are there.

So I was en route to return the item to the shelf…when I realized something. I had picked up the MINNIE version of the clock. I then realized that Mickey and Minnie were pretty much the same character model. Except in that Kingdom Hearts game—is there a reason Minnie’s head was the size of a beach ball?

So that’s what inspired this picture…at least I THOUGHT so!

When I came up with the title, I had a surge of suppressed memories; it was kinda like in the first Resident Evil movie where that guy remembered he was supposed to be the main villain and goes retarded crazy. The House Of Mouse was this stupid idea where they took all the classic Disney cartoon shorts and reanimate them with inferior computer drawing techniques.
Sometimes…they came up with original ideas for skits.

I want you to imagine your first stuffed animal from your childhood. Now, imagine Abraham Lincoln setting that stuffed animal on fire. And laughing. And flipping you off. And making out with your Aunt Karen. Okay, you get the point that these efforts decimated your childhood memories of these Disney characters.

The one skit that had me jaw-droppingly in a stupor after my brain shut down out of terror…IS THIS:
Mickey and Donald were doing something idiotic in the house and they knock over a picture collage. Mickey starts to panic and laments to Donald that these ‘best friend’ pictures of Minnie and Daisy meant the world to Minnie. SO CHECK IT: Mickey and Donald DRESS UP in Minnie and Daisy’s clothes and reenact all the picture shots. Their drag show was foiled because Donald walked into a store and was the millionth customer. Minnie and Daisy open their morning newspaper to see ‘themselves’ winning a prize.

I hope this was the single skit that got the House Of Mouse condemned.
-The “You’d Be Drinking Two Beers Simultaneously If You Realized You Were Sleeping With Your Clone” Cappy

For the copycats: Micron Pigma pen 03 (linework), Prismacolor markers.