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Sokka Is STILL The Avatard by Mrcappy Sokka Is STILL The Avatard by Mrcappy
The Fire Nation Will Soon Invade My Gallery, For Cappy Is Harboring The Avatards:
Sokka Is The Avatard: [link]
Toph Is The Avatard: [link]
Zuko Is The Avatard: [link]
Aang Is The Avatard: [link]
Ozai Is The Avatard: [link]
And Finally…
Sokka Is STILL The Avatard: [link]

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Cappy’s Random Rant
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I just got back from Wal-Mart. Or at least, at the time of this writing I just got back from Wal-Mart. What, you thought I wrote my descriptions in one sitting?! But at my local Wal-Mart…I’m pretty sure there is an employee there that’s flirting with me. Yes, the girl at Wal-Mart; I can assume her life didn’t pan out like she thought it would. But she is a cutie with glasses, a ponytail, and gray streaks in her hair despite looking pretty young; I’m the kind of guy who sees gray as dignified.
I also find ‘South Park’ hilarious, so who knows.

She seems to remember me from all the other menthol-flavored redneck yokels that shuffle thru the doors, knowing that I came in just a few days ago (not knowing that I’m nursing a horrid Transformer addiction). And one time, after checking my receipt, she leaned in and whispered to me “I’d lower my prices for you ANY DAY”.
Or she could have said “Have a nice day”.
Both scenarios are equally possible.

I probably won’t step on toes with this dance we do; she meets and greets hundreds of people, and what if she’s just trying to add sunshine to people’s lives who’ve jackknifed horribly to find themselves at soul destroying Wal-Mart. I’d be another guy who takes her friendliness the wrong way and she’ll breakdown in the deodorant isle and howl “WOULD MEN STOP THINKING ABOUT MY CROTCH FOR FIVE MINUTES?!?!”

And as I’ve stated, I’m not actively looking for a girlfriend since all my time is devoted to college and subsequently securing a stable job. But I said I’M not actively looking for a girlfriend; if a lady says those three magic words that every guy wants to hear…you know, “let’s make out” then who am I to deny a girl in need?
I’m a humanitarian that way!

So I’ve been doing a bit of thinking about the future Mrs. Cappy. A lot of people seem to have been successful with the “opposites attract” philosophy. It’s described to me as “I’m the wild one, and my spouse is the mellow one who balances me.” I don’t know if I’m game for that, unless my wife is silent because she REALLY enjoys listening to me talk. But I’m a person who lusts for dialogue…I’m kinda like a woman with a beard. I think I would benefit most in finding a person who also likes to talk—

“OMG JASSN!!!! I AM UR SOLEMATE!!! I HELLA LIEK 2 TALK!!!! DID U NO THAT AMANDA LUVS CHAD BUT CHAD ACTUILLY LUVS AMANDA’S SISTER…”
I think I need to clarify. I’ve concluded there are two kinds of talkers: people who will talk TO you, and people who will talk AT you. I love dialogue and listening to opinion. Some people…well. Do you know somebody where, if they called you up, all you have to ask them is “How was your day?” and you can set the phone down because they’ll talk for forty minutes without getting you involved in their story?

I used to be guilty of talking nonstop and interrupting people, mainly because if I didn’t say what I had on my mind I’d forget it in three minutes. It’s a process and I manage to close my mouth when someone is responding. Now I manage to use my thesaurus of knowledge to actually validate a person’s statement or quickly add a fun fact of useless trivia to whatever they bring up.

And I fully know the girl is going to be in love with me for my sexy mind, cuz my sexy body gave me a giant middle finger during my early twenties. Kiddies, enjoy metabolism while it lasts. I could drink lard flavored lard with lard sprinkles and still weigh a solid 130 for years. I was a sleek and aerodynamic showroom model of maledom! Then one day, I look in the mirror and gasp “WUH DUH FUH?! AM I IN MY THIRD TRIMESTER?!”

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Cappy’s Rockin’ Rendition
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And we end with the character that started this series of dumb jokes. You know, despite that one episode where it was predicted that Sokka would have nothing but heartbreak and misery in his relationships…that dude got hit on by every female character that wasn’t related to him.
Good news for Sokka.
Bad news for boys who misinterpret Mohawks as chick magnets.

And leave it to Sokka to mack on the girl who would become the moon spirit; hard to get any privacy when she encompasses the night.
Yue: Hello Sokka my love! What are you doing in bed, this is our quality time!
Sokka: You know, I’ve heard that long distance relationships never work out, and you being the moon really IS the epitome of the term so I’ve been thinking…

I hope you’ve enjoyed this dorky set of Avatar art…of course I stop the series after I become competent in the style. If you haven’t seen this epic series, maybe Cappy’s endorsement will compel you to spend a benjamin and watch this series. Just remember to come back to these jokes so you can see why they’re funny.
-The “Fun Fact: The Word ‘Romantic’ Is Alluding To The Romans” Cappy

For the copycats: micron pigma pen 05, prismacolor markers, sharpie marker.
References: avatarspirit dot net for screenshots of Yue, YouTube for images of Suki.
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:iconjaydee-never-was:
jaydee-never-was Featured By Owner May 1, 2014  Student General Artist
Kesesese
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:iconmadnessinmeadow:
MadnessInMeadow Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:D 
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:iconkoumamar:
koumamar Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I get it... IT'S YUE!
Just in case you didn't know...
CHINESE LESSON!
yuè 月 moon
pinyin | character | English meaning
*HINT* I'm livin' in China and learning Chinese *HINT*
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:iconlyco5:
Lyco5 Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2012  Student General Artist
The moon is so pretty... to bad she is his dead girfriend watching...
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neroflame13 Featured By Owner Aug 27, 2012
XD khkhkh she's watching you
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:iconnaruto162:
naruto162 Featured By Owner Jul 29, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Just you, me, and the moon
Moon: HEY! YOU TWO SHOULD KISS!
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ipwnlocks Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
they should always have morning sex..looks like..so yue doesnt watch.
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RedRebel353 Featured By Owner Jul 6, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
That awkward moment when you realize that your ex is watching you every night with your new girlfriend....
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cupkakedsprinkle Featured By Owner Apr 13, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
LOL
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DarkestTruth Featured By Owner Feb 23, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
YUE IS PISSED...
LAWLZ, HAHA
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