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Sokka Is STILL The Avatard by Mrcappy Sokka Is STILL The Avatard by Mrcappy
The Fire Nation Will Soon Invade My Gallery, For Cappy Is Harboring The Avatards:
Sokka Is The Avatard: [link]
Toph Is The Avatard: [link]
Zuko Is The Avatard: [link]
Aang Is The Avatard: [link]
Ozai Is The Avatard: [link]
And Finally…
Sokka Is STILL The Avatard: [link]

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Cappy’s Random Rant
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I just got back from Wal-Mart. Or at least, at the time of this writing I just got back from Wal-Mart. What, you thought I wrote my descriptions in one sitting?! But at my local Wal-Mart…I’m pretty sure there is an employee there that’s flirting with me. Yes, the girl at Wal-Mart; I can assume her life didn’t pan out like she thought it would. But she is a cutie with glasses, a ponytail, and gray streaks in her hair despite looking pretty young; I’m the kind of guy who sees gray as dignified.
I also find ‘South Park’ hilarious, so who knows.

She seems to remember me from all the other menthol-flavored redneck yokels that shuffle thru the doors, knowing that I came in just a few days ago (not knowing that I’m nursing a horrid Transformer addiction). And one time, after checking my receipt, she leaned in and whispered to me “I’d lower my prices for you ANY DAY”.
Or she could have said “Have a nice day”.
Both scenarios are equally possible.

I probably won’t step on toes with this dance we do; she meets and greets hundreds of people, and what if she’s just trying to add sunshine to people’s lives who’ve jackknifed horribly to find themselves at soul destroying Wal-Mart. I’d be another guy who takes her friendliness the wrong way and she’ll breakdown in the deodorant isle and howl “WOULD MEN STOP THINKING ABOUT MY CROTCH FOR FIVE MINUTES?!?!”

And as I’ve stated, I’m not actively looking for a girlfriend since all my time is devoted to college and subsequently securing a stable job. But I said I’M not actively looking for a girlfriend; if a lady says those three magic words that every guy wants to hear…you know, “let’s make out” then who am I to deny a girl in need?
I’m a humanitarian that way!

So I’ve been doing a bit of thinking about the future Mrs. Cappy. A lot of people seem to have been successful with the “opposites attract” philosophy. It’s described to me as “I’m the wild one, and my spouse is the mellow one who balances me.” I don’t know if I’m game for that, unless my wife is silent because she REALLY enjoys listening to me talk. But I’m a person who lusts for dialogue…I’m kinda like a woman with a beard. I think I would benefit most in finding a person who also likes to talk—

“OMG JASSN!!!! I AM UR SOLEMATE!!! I HELLA LIEK 2 TALK!!!! DID U NO THAT AMANDA LUVS CHAD BUT CHAD ACTUILLY LUVS AMANDA’S SISTER…”
I think I need to clarify. I’ve concluded there are two kinds of talkers: people who will talk TO you, and people who will talk AT you. I love dialogue and listening to opinion. Some people…well. Do you know somebody where, if they called you up, all you have to ask them is “How was your day?” and you can set the phone down because they’ll talk for forty minutes without getting you involved in their story?

I used to be guilty of talking nonstop and interrupting people, mainly because if I didn’t say what I had on my mind I’d forget it in three minutes. It’s a process and I manage to close my mouth when someone is responding. Now I manage to use my thesaurus of knowledge to actually validate a person’s statement or quickly add a fun fact of useless trivia to whatever they bring up.

And I fully know the girl is going to be in love with me for my sexy mind, cuz my sexy body gave me a giant middle finger during my early twenties. Kiddies, enjoy metabolism while it lasts. I could drink lard flavored lard with lard sprinkles and still weigh a solid 130 for years. I was a sleek and aerodynamic showroom model of maledom! Then one day, I look in the mirror and gasp “WUH DUH FUH?! AM I IN MY THIRD TRIMESTER?!”

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Cappy’s Rockin’ Rendition
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And we end with the character that started this series of dumb jokes. You know, despite that one episode where it was predicted that Sokka would have nothing but heartbreak and misery in his relationships…that dude got hit on by every female character that wasn’t related to him.
Good news for Sokka.
Bad news for boys who misinterpret Mohawks as chick magnets.

And leave it to Sokka to mack on the girl who would become the moon spirit; hard to get any privacy when she encompasses the night.
Yue: Hello Sokka my love! What are you doing in bed, this is our quality time!
Sokka: You know, I’ve heard that long distance relationships never work out, and you being the moon really IS the epitome of the term so I’ve been thinking…

I hope you’ve enjoyed this dorky set of Avatar art…of course I stop the series after I become competent in the style. If you haven’t seen this epic series, maybe Cappy’s endorsement will compel you to spend a benjamin and watch this series. Just remember to come back to these jokes so you can see why they’re funny.
-The “Fun Fact: The Word ‘Romantic’ Is Alluding To The Romans” Cappy

For the copycats: micron pigma pen 05, prismacolor markers, sharpie marker.
References: avatarspirit dot net for screenshots of Yue, YouTube for images of Suki.
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:iconjaydee-never-was:
jaydee-never-was Featured By Owner May 1, 2014  Student General Artist
Kesesese
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:iconmadnessinmeadow:
MadnessInMeadow Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:D 
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:iconkoumamar:
koumamar Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I get it... IT'S YUE!
Just in case you didn't know...
CHINESE LESSON!
yuè 月 moon
pinyin | character | English meaning
*HINT* I'm livin' in China and learning Chinese *HINT*
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:iconlyco5:
Lyco5 Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2012  Student General Artist
The moon is so pretty... to bad she is his dead girfriend watching...
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:iconneroflame13:
neroflame13 Featured By Owner Aug 27, 2012
XD khkhkh she's watching you
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:iconnaruto162:
naruto162 Featured By Owner Jul 29, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Just you, me, and the moon
Moon: HEY! YOU TWO SHOULD KISS!
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:iconipwnlocks:
ipwnlocks Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
they should always have morning sex..looks like..so yue doesnt watch.
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:iconredrebel353:
RedRebel353 Featured By Owner Jul 6, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
That awkward moment when you realize that your ex is watching you every night with your new girlfriend....
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:iconcupkakedsprinkle:
cupkakedsprinkle Featured By Owner Apr 13, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
LOL
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:icondarkesttruth:
DarkestTruth Featured By Owner Feb 23, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
YUE IS PISSED...
LAWLZ, HAHA
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:iconscaya:
scaya Featured By Owner Sep 7, 2011
ahhahahaha so funny
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:iconblixiewithwaffles:
Blixiewithwaffles Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2011
...SHE'S WATCHING...
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:iconmagiann:
magiann Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2012
ALWAYS...
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:iconwolflogan:
WolfLogan Featured By Owner Aug 3, 2011
I wondered about this too. Yue would probably be happy for Sokka, but it would still be really awkward! I love this comic! Nice work!
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:iconevilwerewolfpirate:
EvilWerewolfPirate Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2011
haha! Love it
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:icontallieho:
Tallieho Featured By Owner Jun 12, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
lol
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:icondarylchin:
DarylChin Featured By Owner Jun 10, 2011
That's what u get for being a player
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:icondark-anmut:
Dark-Anmut Featured By Owner May 1, 2011  Student Digital Artist
Yue'sjust like: "SO-KKA!!!!" >_<
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:iconrandomgirl1298:
randomgirl1298 Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
lol.
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:iconlyokosreaper777:
LyokosReaper777 Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2010
Why hasn't Yue done that yet!
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:iconthe1smjb:
the1smjb Featured By Owner Oct 29, 2010
Ha ha, Sokka.
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:iconxvamptayrenex:
xvamptayrenex Featured By Owner Oct 23, 2010  Student Traditional Artist
This is too great.
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:iconzandersketch:
ZanderSketch Featured By Owner Oct 13, 2010
I love this.
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:iconcitadelity:
citadelity Featured By Owner Sep 20, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
LOL genius!
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:iconkgerrellea:
KGerrelleA Featured By Owner Sep 9, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
XD
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:iconilluminated-city:
Illuminated-City Featured By Owner Sep 6, 2010  Student Traditional Artist
Poor Sokka...
NICE COMIC!!!
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:icontippytoe-zombie:
TippyToe-Zombie Featured By Owner Sep 5, 2010
Did anyone notice that the moon was out the first time Suki tried to kiss Sokka on the lips.
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:iconlitle-noa:
Litle-Noa Featured By Owner Aug 29, 2010  Student Traditional Artist
oooooooooh sokka
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:iconuxiesweetie:
UxieSweetie Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
hahaha thats cute! XP
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:iconlittle-ms-inuzuka:
Little-Ms-Inuzuka Featured By Owner Jul 3, 2010
LoL this is hilarious, poor Sokka.
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:iconsilent-lulliby:
Silent-Lulliby Featured By Owner Jul 1, 2010  Student Writer
this is super cute. total sokka moment. haha.
:heart:
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:iconhamono-chan:
hamono-chan Featured By Owner Jun 28, 2010
hahahahahahaha!
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:icondeideidannaun:
DeiDeiDannaUn Featured By Owner Jun 24, 2010
that's so funny! it is so true: he has the worst luck with women. all of them love him, but they all end up having to leave him.
and i must say, i know what you mean. i hate it when someone talks to you without actually starting a conversation.
your comics are delightful. can't wait for the next one :)
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:iconmayaemily-3:
MayaEmily-3 Featured By Owner Jun 24, 2010
i love Sokka, haha.
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:iconetherealpantsmuffin:
etherealpantsmuffin Featured By Owner Jun 7, 2010
ha love it!
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:iconmarcipie:
Marcipie Featured By Owner Jun 3, 2010  Hobbyist Filmographer
Haha, I actually wished that happened at some point in the series. XD

By the way, I think your story made me LOL more than the comic above did. I blame your use of dialouge and sarcastic ways of explaining things. :3 Keep up the good work, though!
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:iconbeyrob:
beyrob Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2010
Pro-tip: Don't piss off the moon.
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:iconrainrequiem:
rainrequiem Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2010
Especially if she was your girlfriend.
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:iconkilian777:
kilian777 Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2009
Uaei is always my favorite planetoid character. The comet that almost wiped out a city and gave us space-sword is second.
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:iconslartybardfast:
Slartybardfast Featured By Owner Oct 6, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
Nothing like an ex to ruin the mood...

...especially if they're filling the night sky... :D
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:iconlienola:
Lienola Featured By Owner Sep 30, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
Hahahaha love the concept :D Sukka:heart:
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:iconbbeth383:
bbeth383 Featured By Owner Jul 20, 2009   Traditional Artist
i get it lol
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:iconekham:
ekham Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2009
OOPS! lol
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:iconkatara-izme:
Katara-izme Featured By Owner May 10, 2009
HA! yue power, kill! (no. not really. i meant, MOON POWER! KILL!!!!!!)
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:icona-young-soul:
A-young-soul Featured By Owner May 6, 2009
too funny,the moon has her eye on Sokka:D
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:iconboushido:
boushido Featured By Owner Apr 4, 2009
I'am watching you
good one
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Kura2376 Featured By Owner Mar 31, 2009
oh my god! I think I like your comments more than your art! not that your art didnt' have me in stiches! if you had a blog I'd totally read it. and I'm not even totally sure what a blog is... or where to find it... all I know is that I miss intelligent conversation. I want to cry every time someone misspells you're and your, there they're and their.... or u... it's "you" people... I hate im talk.
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:iconmrcappy:
Mrcappy Featured By Owner Jun 6, 2010
I often get comments that people came for the art, stayed for my random rants. It's flattering to me, plus I have a handful of really smart art buddies that comment and help me flex my brain muscles with their opinions. Hope to hear more from ya!
-The "Fellow Logophile" Cappy
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:iconimmature-dreamer18:
Immature-Dreamer18 Featured By Owner Mar 20, 2009  Student Artist
nice.
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Kyoko-chan96 Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2009
at first when I saw this I kinda forgot about the moon lady (even though I just watched the episode like, an hour ago -_-'' ) so I'm like, "... why's the moon so angry...?" 0.o and then, of course my younger brother who I'm pretty sure is secretly retarded suddenly slams my door open and screams, "AH, MOON LADY!!" Dx then runs out... so thank you for proving my theory about my brother with your drawing! ^_^ ... oh yeah, and I love your work, you've pretty much got the Avatar design down! er... now you can imagine me hitting myself for rambling about something completly off topic before giving you an akward complement then rambling again for no reason ^^''
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