RomanceFormers Season 2 Set3

UPDATE: Hey transfans! Do you like my Transformer humor, but can’t understand why I taint the rest of my gallery with filthy hyooman characters? I’ve opened up a NEW gallery that’s one-hundred percent robot rousings. Transformer jokes will still be uploaded to this gallery as well, so if you like my general jokes then there’s no reason to watch the other site. So if you’d like to follow along Optimus and gang thru transfunny misadventures, head on over to Cappitron!
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WARNING: Your childhood is under attack with the second season of RomanceFormers cards!!
Set one, going in for the kill:
(Reflector, Gears, Omega Supreme)
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Set two, going in for the kill:
(Wheelie, Tracks, Powerglide)
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Set three, going in for the kill:
(Kup, Voltron(?), Ironhide)
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Set four, going in for the kill:
(Grimlock, Wreck-Gar, Skyfire)
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Set five, going in for the kill:
(Warpath, Brawn, Blurr)
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Set six, going in for the kill:
(Silverbolt, Devastator, Rumble)
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Set seven, going in for the kill:
(Quintesson, Arcee, Alpha Trion)
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Check the first season of my RomanceFormers sets, if they don’t offend you then I didn’t do my job!
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Help me destroy the new generation by checking out season three of my RomanceFormers as I obliterate the ‘Animated’ show
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Oh, by all means, I’d be ecstatic to have you print these out and give ‘em to the ones you love…or hate. Cuz really, why else would you do that to their childhood?

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Cappy’s Rockin’ Rendition
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Take a look outside. Go on, I’ll wait.
…Did you notice it? This is the perfect kind of weather for Transformer jokes!

KUP: RESPECT YOUR ELDERBOTS! I loved Kup; I am a huge proponent of crotchety back-in-my-days-will-you-kids-get-offa-my-lawn geriatric robots. And I’m super happy that Animated Ratchet has decided to carry on the torch that burns off of Metamucil. One of Kup’s prominent mannerisms was that every scenario reminded him of something else, which usually jumpstarted one of his veteran flashbacks.
“Hey Kup, tell us about Sun Base 17.”
“What do you think, it was damn hot! But so were the women. Mmm hmm…”
Bless you, Grandpatron.

VOLTRON: Oh, fanfiction. I think I have a few art buddies that deal in that area. Well god bless ya, I’m sure even you specialized fans’ve stumbled upon stories that are absolutely bazonkers. Heck, even with some crossover fanart, I’ve seen the results and said “Yeah…I totally see the logical jump to produce a drawing of Wheeljack getting a shoulder rub by a Skeksis from Dark Crystal.”

Voltron was another staple robot from the 80s. Firstly, he had lion fists. PEOPLE HIS HANDS COULD ROAR. Even Optimus Prime has trouble topping that. But I think what made the show endearing was that epic theme song. Every kid knew when they heard Dah nuh nuh nuh, DAH NUH NUHHHH! they were watching a great space drama. If you listen to the original Japanese opening, with its chirping children chorus, it totally beguiles the pretty grim mood the show could carry.

IRONHIDE: That Ironhide, he’s an autobuser. Hopefully you can tell he’s in lockup with his orange jumpsuit. Don’t believe me? Watch “Se[a]rch For Alpha Trion” on YouTube and see how he tries to manipulate the Fembot:

“It’s good to see ya after all dis time doll!”
“Ironhide, the restraining order says to keep two solar systems’ distance…”
“Aw com’mon, ain’t no little thing like distance gonna suppress mah obsessive controlling nature for ya!”

IT’S PHYSICALLY STATED!
OKAY IT’S TOTALLY INSINUATED!
It’s kinda implied…maybe.
You gotta admit he needs impulse and anger management control classes.

Fun fact: I totally didn’t make the connection that Peter Cullen did the voice for both Optimus Prime and Ironhide, despite them usually talking in tandem. Also! Peter Cullen is notable for being the voice for the frumpity Eeyore. You can totally hear Prime’s voice if you watch Winnie The Pooh episodes, which can add volumes of adorableness if you imagine Eeyore speaking Prime’s lines in the live action movie. “I’m going to stop Megatron, I suppose...or else he’ll blowup the universe. Not that it matters.”
…Should I…really draw up Eeyoreptimus Prime?

You like? I like. So my art buddies, we see another set finished. Will these ever end, all sings point to a definite…I dunno.
-The “Do Not Question My Whim” Cappy

For the copycats: Micron Pigma pen 05 (linework), Prismacolor markers, bristol board.
References: IDW’s “Transformers: The Ark” book (essential for character reference sheets), using Wikipedia to find specific episodes and watching YouTube for character color schemes.