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Cappy’s Random Rant
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Hey. Picture a tree. The tree is cut down. The tree is stripped. The tree is compressed. The tree is turned into paper. The paper is bundled. The paper is shipped to the store. The paper is bought by you. You take the paper home. You place the paper on the table. You draw a TREE on the piece of paper in hopes to capture its majestic beauty.
That, my friend, is how irony works.
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Cappy’s Rockin’ Rendition
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Jason is a friend to women. It’s true! Remember “that guy” who had a lot of girl buds in elementary school? What was me. Wait…if you thought “that guy” would turn out to be gay…then that wasn’t me. But like the expected movie plot device of the charming dude being the evil mastermind, our estrogen group always had a girl with a “twenty-five-year-old creepy boyfriend”. Every picture I’ve ever seen of Mister Statutory resembled Fred Durst of Limp Bizkit (He did it for the nookie, and now some prisoner named Cookie, is gonna shove it up his—YEAH!!). So now, my gallery debuts Drew “Shh” Bagg: macker of underage girls.
I always wanted to ask my jailbait friend “what do you two talk about?” or “what could you possibly have in common?” I’m sure, no matter what answer I would have received, I would have interpreted it as “He likes boobs, and I like, totally HAVE boobs! We’re practically soul mates!” Normally, we like to bash the girls for dating pedorrific boy toys, and I’m sure we can analyze the teenage mind and link it back to that daddy never hugged her and so she’s trying to find a father figure…
BUT WHAT ABOUT THE DUDE?!
Nobody ever accuses McScumbag of being an ass. He probably dates underage girls because society considers him a failure and the criteria to be cool in a thirteen-year-old’s eyes is that you have a driver’s license. This is Darwin’s way of saying you should make something of your life, and then mature, rational women will think you’re worth their time. And shave off that crap on your chin; if you’re going to commit to a goatee, then at least include the mustache with the package.
-The “Wants His Girlfriend To Not Use The Word ‘Like’ As A Verb Buffer” Cappy
For the copycats: Micron Pigma pen 03 (linework), Prismacolor markers.
Cappy’s Random Rant
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Hey. Picture a tree. The tree is cut down. The tree is stripped. The tree is compressed. The tree is turned into paper. The paper is bundled. The paper is shipped to the store. The paper is bought by you. You take the paper home. You place the paper on the table. You draw a TREE on the piece of paper in hopes to capture its majestic beauty.
That, my friend, is how irony works.
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Cappy’s Rockin’ Rendition
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Jason is a friend to women. It’s true! Remember “that guy” who had a lot of girl buds in elementary school? What was me. Wait…if you thought “that guy” would turn out to be gay…then that wasn’t me. But like the expected movie plot device of the charming dude being the evil mastermind, our estrogen group always had a girl with a “twenty-five-year-old creepy boyfriend”. Every picture I’ve ever seen of Mister Statutory resembled Fred Durst of Limp Bizkit (He did it for the nookie, and now some prisoner named Cookie, is gonna shove it up his—YEAH!!). So now, my gallery debuts Drew “Shh” Bagg: macker of underage girls.
I always wanted to ask my jailbait friend “what do you two talk about?” or “what could you possibly have in common?” I’m sure, no matter what answer I would have received, I would have interpreted it as “He likes boobs, and I like, totally HAVE boobs! We’re practically soul mates!” Normally, we like to bash the girls for dating pedorrific boy toys, and I’m sure we can analyze the teenage mind and link it back to that daddy never hugged her and so she’s trying to find a father figure…
BUT WHAT ABOUT THE DUDE?!
Nobody ever accuses McScumbag of being an ass. He probably dates underage girls because society considers him a failure and the criteria to be cool in a thirteen-year-old’s eyes is that you have a driver’s license. This is Darwin’s way of saying you should make something of your life, and then mature, rational women will think you’re worth their time. And shave off that crap on your chin; if you’re going to commit to a goatee, then at least include the mustache with the package.
-The “Wants His Girlfriend To Not Use The Word ‘Like’ As A Verb Buffer” Cappy
For the copycats: Micron Pigma pen 03 (linework), Prismacolor markers.
Image size
510x700px 199.42 KB
Make
HP
Model
HP oj7400
Date Taken
Dec 9, 2007, 2:31:00 PM
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But I like the "crap" you call a goatee and I know you know its not that black and white. But that is another issue, that is still a good joke. "Buy me a pony" I can imagine something like this happening at my own goddamn high school, but no matter how hard I try, I can't categorize relationships. Its almost like stereotypes, except they exist.