UPDATE: Hey transfans! Do you like my Transformer humor, but can’t understand why I taint the rest of my gallery with filthy hyooman characters? I’ve opened up a NEW gallery that’s one-hundred percent robot rousings. Transformer jokes will still be uploaded to this gallery as well, so if you like my general jokes then there’s no reason to watch the other site. So if you’d like to follow along Optimus and gang thru transfunny misadventures, head on over to Cappitron!
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Cappy’s Rockin’ Rendition
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See? I told you I’d upload jokes while doing my comic.
How dare you doubt your Comedy King Cappy’s word?!
A tax levy on your pig huts till a fortnight!!

I don’t know how much more I’m able to stress that Optimus on the right is one of Hound’s infinitely-viable-but-only-used-in-like-two-episodes holograms. No thickened lines, his wording in the color scheme of Hound’s deco. I think we can all assume Hound was terrorizing the other Autobots with his ability offscreen.

Ratchet: I’m sorry Bumblebee, the diagnostics came back and it was positive.
Bumblebee: How…how long do I have to live?
Ratchet: You’ve been diagnosed with NotAsCoolAsCliffjumperItis; it’s chronic, and you’ll suffer the symptoms for the rest of your days!
Bumblebee: HOUND I SWEAR I WILL KILL YOU!!
Hound: HURKA DURKA!

And this picture marks the first time I use the Transformer’s official cuss words…
Er, word.
‘Slag’ is like the only word they ever developed to express emotion. Pssh, advanced beings, huh? Whenever I see the word utilized in a comic or cartoon, all it does is remind me of Smurfs and their one-worded thesaurus.
OH SLAG I GOT SLAGGED WITH THAT SLAGGER’S SLAGGING SLAG MAKER!!
But I give the fans what they want…cuz I’m an art prostitute.
-The “It’s Not Color It’s ColWHORE” Cappy