He'llSeriouslyLoveYouToDeath

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Cappy’s Random Rant
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For the past few months I’ve tried to edit my deviation categories, being that DevArt schizophrenically fidgets with them every half year or so. I made some pretty decent headway, and lo, DevArt made the categories even more verbose, so I gotta reedit my reedits…

But my venture into my dirt old pictures allowed me to read some of the crap I wrote back in the day. Firstly, congrats to my art buddies who were able to decipher my long continuous block texts. But I did find a diss I totally forgot I wrote that had me giggling like yaoi fans during a Naruto episode. It was along the lines of “You’re stupider than a perverted cow walking into a beef jerky factory.”
Dang I’m clever! Wait, that sentence's a sin, right? Well, it better be cause it should be illegal for a person to be this awesome!

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Cappy’s Rockin’ Art
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I am on an artistic role! It’s been a long time since I sat down and doodled something, what with stupid college thinking I should be ‘learning’ their ‘facts’. So here’s a joke from a long time ago. I wish I had an epic back story to this, but really the whole thing’s there staring you in the face. I do adore how watercolor and shaded pencil come out looking though.
-The “Saying ‘I Wanna Be Inside You’ Is Not A Pickup Line With Him” Cappy

-For the copycats: Micron Pigma pen 02 (linework) discontinued Crayola educational watercolors, mechanical pencil with shading stump (shadows).