UPDATE: Hey transfans! Do you like my Transformer humor, but can’t understand why I taint the rest of my gallery with filthy hyooman characters? I’ve opened up a NEW gallery that’s one-hundred percent robot rousings. Transformer jokes will still be uploaded to this gallery as well, so if you like my general jokes then there’s no reason to watch the other site. So if you’d like to follow along Optimus and gang thru transfunny misadventures, head on over to Cappitron!
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Cappy’s Rockin’ Rendition
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I went to Toys R Us, and outside the building were a couple of Marines collecting for Toys For Tots. I really didn’t find anything of interest in the store, but I purchased a couple of Transformers to donate to the cause. Of course, it’s hard to follow up when the person in front of you just donated TWO BRAND NEW BICYCLES FROM THE STORE. I plopped my eleven dollar purchases in the bin and thanked the men for their service.

But on the way home, the term “I love a man in uniform” came to mind, and we can only assume I have one of those John Travolta ‘ Phenomenon’ brain tumors that causes my mind to do mystical things like see the hidden Transformer joke within every petal of a flower, in every smile of a child.

And so, I was inspired to illustrate Blitz “Is That Supposed To Be A Nazi” Wing.

The fembot hanging out (literally haw haw) with him is MBlackwood’s [link] fancharacter Kitbash. I guess like most men I’m a sucker for ninja star noses. Unbeknownst to her, she was the third place winner in my “donate your fembots for sexism across the galaxy” contest. The problem was, the joke I had for her was Kitbash inadvertently sodomizing Cappitron [link] in his pencil sharpener mode. “Robots In Disguise” is actually a warning to all appliancebots! I can only assume MBlackwood appreciates my omitting it.

-The “You Dame Droids Have It In Your Flash Drive Ports To Like The Bad Bots” Cappy

For the copycats: micron pigma pen 05, prismacolor markers, sharpie marker, colored pencils.
References: google image search for ‘blitzwing’, YouTube video for close-up of Blitzwing’s head.