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Clifford The Big Nad Dog

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Cappy’s Rockin’ Rendition
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So, are you a cat person or dog person? Me, I love da pretty kitties. Because a real man loves pu…no, too easy. See, a dog is bred to be loyal, it HAS to love its dorky owner.
But a cat!
A cat makes you work for its attention. It judges you with those serpent eyes, and it thinks you have atrocious fashion sense. It could live with or without you…and would probably eat your body should you die. To win over a cat’s affection, you feel a sense of accomplishment—the cat decided you’re cool enough to hang out with, for about four minutes before you tick it off. Cats are frickin’ methodical. They’ll suck up to you just to get you to feed ‘em, then they’re done with your usefulness. When a feline lifts its fluffy butt from a twelve hour nap and lumbers towards you for any other reason…TRANS-SPECIES MAGIC HAPPENS FOLKS!

A dog? Pff. Try to prove me wrong!

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Cappy’s Rockin’ Rendition
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“JASSN NOOO! NOT TEH CLIFFURD!!11!! ISH NOTHING SAKE RED?!?!?!?!?!”
Come now, if we can’t make light of Clifford, then surely the terrorists have won.
Won what exactly? Probably decency.
I dunno why, but I have the creeping suspicion that I’m not the only artist horrid enough to draw this idea.

Believe it or believe it, ‘Clifford The Big Red Dog’ and ‘Hey Arthur’ books have been around since I was a tot, in fact I think they’re OLDER than me and quite possibly predate the dinosaurs. For those who don’t know Clifford…well, even if I describe it to you you probably won’t find it humorous. But in the books, the main theme was that the little girl Emily had to use industrial products just to groom her red godzilla of a dog, like a fire hose and whatnot.
HELL-ARIOUS!
But I think the best care advice for your animal comes from Bob Barker: spay and neuter your pets! And with Clifford, sorry pup, but Emily’s breaking out the hedge clippers. Soul-busting mental images commence now.

Man I hate boy animals. Nothing like going over to a person’s house and seeing the alpha mammal’s junk resting on the armrest…where your host ushers you to sit down by.
Blah.
My brother refuses to lop off his dog’s clackers. He has a Boxer, a breed that could overpower you if it really wanted to. Mark my words: when the hellhound starts trying to rape me is the day I start carrying mace with me.
IT’S MY BODY YOU HEAR ME?!

About the art. I wanted to color differently than all the marker work that makes up ninety percent of my gallery. I stumbled across a gray box of crayons; the gray was actually a coffin of dust and it was some good ol’ Crayolas. When exactly do crayons expire? The answer is obviously not a decade. Truly, the kings of artistic media! I think it also helps to reinforce the mentality that Cappy is murdering your childhood. The references, inappropriately enough, came from the official PBS website. Why must I misuse my talents for evil?
Because it’s funny.

The runner-up names for my title were “The Big Red Dong”, “Aw Nuts”, and “Balls To The Wall”.

From the site, I did learn that poodle character was named Cleo. Cleo’s voice actress was the little black girl on the Rugrats cartoon. Later on she would voice Foxxy Love on a waste of resources also known as ‘Drawn Together’. I always felt bad because I subconsciously felt like I was watching a future whore version of the Rugrats girl.
-The “Am I A Bad Person For Thinking ‘ Parvo’ Makes A Sweet Dog Name?” Cappy
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HP oj7400
Date Taken
Jan 18, 2008, 12:42:00 AM
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Herowebcomics's avatar

No,girl!

You can't do it that way!

He has to go to a vet!