Bibbidi-Bobbidi-Boob

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Cappy’s (Not So) Random Rant
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I am a firm believer in feminism. Shut up I mean it! Forget the femi-nazis and their lopping off of the oppressive wangs of society’s elite usually portrayed in the media; feminism, by definition, is the idea that women are equal in worth as men. See, we can all get behind that statement, right? I’m really angry at the media, for they’re the ones that, instead of putting rational feminists who want men and women working in tandem to fight discrimination, they give airtime to the frothing “CASTRATE THE MEN!! WE HAVE SCIENCE TO CLONE US NOW!! DOWN WITH MEN, LOCK THEM IN PENS!!” hate-filled biddies.

One of the biggest aspects that seem to sneak its way into most of my discussions of feminism, is women’s rights to wear whatever they want without fear of being harassed or accosted. I’ll make a statement that might be shocking: I agree! Yuppers, in a just and equal society, women should be allowed to walk down the streets at night in a bathrobe and feel secure. My thing is, we’re hardly in a just society.

I remember filling out a survey for a fellow student with a clearly feminist skew. It was a 1-to-5 likert scale questionnaire, and one question was “On a scale from one to five, how much responsibility does a woman have when gaining unwanted attention from the way she dresses?” I feel uncomfortable with women taking the approach “I’m gonna go out looking like a muffin top and walk down alleyways and men will just have to deal with it!!” I think that’s the wrong priority to your statement. Men are super sexualized in the culture, almost every inch of a girl is made to be a ‘come and get me big boy’ ploy. Unless you’re with other gal pals and can collectively correct and school perverted men, I am concerned when girls go solo with this idea of wearing revealing clothing without the safety-in-numbers in mind.

And since most of us are aware of how sexualized we are, I’ll sound like a broken record and ask are you REALLY shocked when guys glance at your alphabetical anatomical double U’s. What, don’t get the joke?
UU =double u’s!
uu =can’t forget about the itty bitty committee!

Whenever I walk up to a female peer, and whenever they turn around with a below low cut outfit on, my brain screams “OH CRAP IT’S A TRAP!!” and I stare directly at their forehead. Jason will make sure there is no collateral damage since his eyes are nowhere near ground zero.

So what I would like to advise, as a sympathetic guy, is that the answer is not to flaunt your womanhood and think that society needs to grow up; you’re just flaunting it to a still sexualized society. Start making your voice heard, find ways to complain about how women are portrayed in the media, boycott blatantly sexualized material and events, THAT’S how I think change will begin to happen.

Agree, disagree? Open up my gallery comments as a mental text dump!

Now tell me, did I almost get you to forget I just drew a booby joke?

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Cappy’s Rockin’ Rendition
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A picture to send feminism back three years! Your Cappy has, from time to time, designed inappropriate joke clothing ideas, which usually have several people exclaim “Dude, you should totally make these for purchase!”
Do you not comprehend the definition of inappropriate?!

Actually, my jokes are just under the tact radar that you’ll probably get a chuckle from people who read the statement. I’ve seen a few people wear shirts with cusswords in twenty-four-font-block-letters. I kid you not, I’ve seen someone wear a shirt that says “FU** MILK, GOT POT?!” Classy! Yeah, I don’t know why you’re still single with such highbrow wit, bro. And I can’t fathom why the cops keep busting you and finding your stash.

Right, the art. Firstly, I tried a more realistic style than I’m used to. Do you like it, tell me if you do. It’s good right?? I worked hard so there can’t be any mistakes!! Don’t point them out that’s just being mean!! I’m out of my comfort zone so don’t critique me or I’ll delete my entire account to show you all!!!!1!
Sound immature? Then maybe some artists shouldn’t act that way, huh?

(start up mini-rant-within-the-description-that-usually-ends-up-being-a-rant-anyway mode)
I personally don’t support those artists; you shouldn’t have to walk on eggshells of a favorite artist for fear of being blocked because you said “I like how you color, why don’t you do it more?” “OMG HOW DARE U THINK I HAVE FREETIME TO COLOR!!!! THERE WILL BE NO COLOR IN MY GALLERY NOW I’LL CLOSE MY ACCOUNT I HOPE UR HAPPY CUZ IM NOT!!!!”

Right, right, talk about MY art. Most times a girl, when realizing men’s eyes have wandered to her neck’s equator, reprimand the peeping tom by saying “Hey! My eyes are up here!” This hat, when guys take the gentleman’s approach, are reminded “Hey! I wore this v-neck shirt for a reason! Play a funky beat on my skin bongos!!”

I forewarned my art buddies in advance that I needed one of my awesome age-of-consent gal pals to help model it for me. I got a surprisingly big response from the Cappy Cult. I didn’t know it was that easy to get girls…hmm…
WHO WANTS TO WIN A DATE WITH CAPPY? RESOND NOW!!
Any takers? Huh…must be a slow internet connection…yeah!

A relatively new art buddy, bunnyloveyou bunnyloveyou.deviantart.com sent me an urgent notice “Jason! You just gotta pick me! I’m a girl! I have boobs! You cannot deny the boobs!!!”
You know…I can’t, especially when magical mammaries are the emphasis of this picture. I told her this clothing idea was a hat, and it would make for an awkward drawing since all her photos had her hair up in a ponytai— “Jason! I just uploaded pictures with my hair down! No more excuses!!” She sure can cover her bases, so here’s Miss bunnyloveyou being a permanent masterpiece in my gallery. She’s under the hat, trust me. And she’s wearing s tube top…or not, whatever makes you want to fave it.

Thanks again to all the girls willing to put their dignity on the line to guest star in my art. If it’s okay, I’ll find ways to plug those volunteers into art, albeit probably less brazen.
-The “Took Art Lessons At The School Of Hard Knockers” Cappy

For the copycats: micron pigma pen 04 (linework), prismacolor markers, colored pencils.